Shame On My Ancestors (PSYCH Not Really)

A couple weeks ago I said the rubber trim on Hector\’s door was coming off and I was going to get it fixed within the week or bring shame on my ancestors.

WELP I may be a little bit late in updating but I actually got him fixed last Saturday so YAAAAAAYYYYYY NO SHAME

Saturday was also the day I found out that bread actually does come in a can. For context, I started writing a story about six years ago in which I stated that bread in a can is not A Thing:

\”Is there any bread around? Does that come in a can too?\”

\”No, I haven\’t seen canned bread before, but there\’s some in the fridge,\” Fire Shadow said, nudging the fridge with his foot.

WELL APPARENTLY I WAS WRONG BECAUSE I WALKED INTO SAFEWAY AND THERE IT WAS SITTING ON A SHELF LAUGHING AT ME and if you\’re wondering why the dude is called Fire Shadow it\’s because there were four dudes named Shadow running around and I needed some way to tell them apart and the girl he\’s talking to is asking about canned bread because she comes from a world that has not yet invented canned foods or refrigerators. It\’s a weird story.

and then I was on my way out the door and the Safeway got the last laugh like literally why is this my life ??